My knees come perforated.

HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR NEW IMPROVED COACHJIM! HE NOW COMES PERFORATED.

The secret is in the BLOWN OUT TENDONS. Other coaches have tendons in their knees - our new and improved Jim has NO TENDONS LEFT - simply place him at the foul line, and watch him try to bowl!

Hey, it's a start. I think you'll be back. If you want it bad enough, there's always a way. And, you can always get an IKAN.

New and improved Jim has rubber bands for tendons lol.



My biggest problem is figuring out if I want that big steak or do I want to bowl.

What's an IKAN?

Thanks I can probably use one of those, now I know what to ask Santa for Christmas.