And he goes on to say something like, "have you ever needed to play with the surface of your balls!? I have! And now thanks to this ball spinner, powered by OXY CLEAN, I can play with the surface of my balls all I want! Now you can too!"
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You haven't hit the pocket well enough until you've Wrecked the Rack!
I'm an English major, "if my doctor told me I had only 6 minutes to live I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster."