if you can only choose one, which one will it be?

of course i choose sex!

LOL!

Cant i have both?

I would rate this in terms of frequency. Bowling would win. Then Fishing. Seasonally, Hunting comes in third, Golf 4th. I do enjoy cooking too. And, I forgot what the last one was.

WHAT A TOPIC!!!

Which do I do, or which would I RATHER do?

Bowling, the balls don't nag you as much.

I'm surprised not many are too offended by this thread (and I'm not one of them).

Well I'm used to conversations in regular life that are much worse and make the gutter look like a good place to be.

is this a serious question?

BOWLING DUH!!!

....oh wait.....

heh... having sex WHILE you bowl? Now that'd be something...

Sex - because I can always run out after and bowl. Some reason it doesn't work the other way around.

Sex of course. Plus there's an added bonus to having sex before you perform any type of sport. It increases your testosterone levels by about 20% allowing you to perform better. So sex, and definately sex before bowling.

ijohn83, the only reason it doesn't work the other way around is because most women don't take bowling the way Mighty Malicai the Bowling God does.

It would largely depend on the woman involved.

Most of the times I would chose bowling but with certain women .....

I 2nd Satyuros' comment. Some method of combining the 2 would be optimal. How about it, science?

Well this should be an easy choice :lol:. Too bad it isn't... 30 minutes or so of spiritual bliss, or a couple of hours of pin smashing? I'll choose the first I guess, but after coming up just shy of making the cut in ABT this weekend it's close!

I have older daughters at home, and they are always around when the mood strikes. So I bowl alot......LOL..

I have 3 kids in the house under 4. What do you think

Yeah but GP that's not entirely fair, after all you got two with one "punch" so to speak.

Erin

i get to do nether most of the time. all we do is work bowling is fun so is sex but if you get nether, you'll take what you can get when you can get it anytime.

Yeh GP,
But with young'uns, they eventually go to sleep. My daughters are in thier 20's, they never go to bed early. Or just when you think they are out for the night, they come back home...WITH friends..lol. And they are not fooled easily. Used to be a day when we could put on a Disney video..and sneak away for awhile. They don't fall for that now...LOL.

Eraser:

Sounds like it is about time for your kids to move out

Last time I had sex before bowling I shot 446 so I think i will pass on that in the future!!! I think it must affect us older guys differently.

LOL Scott! How about after bowling sex? I shot a 699 and had after bowling sex that was one hella of a night. LOL

So that's why you got home late!!! Does your wife know?

Posts on this board could be used as evidence against you, you know.

LOL! Dennis. Yes she knows she the one i took home with me

699 is a rather suggestive score as well.

edit: Just realized that the smiley I used is as well. Yikes. Get your mind out of the gutter (channel?)

Cg,
LOL! hmm never realised that the number is suggestive.

Oh boy where is this thread leading to now!

^ but, thats why i started it, to make this forum more interesting... hehehehe

In my best Eric Cartman voice.

You guys have warped my fragile little mind

wow some of these icons are suggestive. never really noticed till pointed out

mixed doubles means something totally different in one than the other.

Ok, I'll probably regret this later but no one knows PRECISELY where I live.

Top 10 Reasons Why Bowling is Better than Sex.

10. you can do it while kids are still awake.
9. you don't have to skip bowling for a week each month.
8. skid/flip is a good thing
7. it's OK for someone to give you pointers while doing it
6. if you mess up you only have to ice your THUMB
5. no one minds if you sneak a peak at the TV
4. if you're really good you get a trophy
3. the pins never laugh at you
2. a "fit problem" is easily corrected
1. when you're done bowling..it's OK to leave.

Also give new meaning to position week.

11. There is a buzzer and a light to let you know if you "go over the line."

I asked my husband this question and he took a few minutes to answer. He chose sex. Then he said if it were the choice of Golf or Sex, he said, "I'd lose." Guess he loves his golf clubs more than me.
Misfit

Tell your husband that he would loose if you had choice from bowling to sex then LOL! Tell you love you bowling balls more than him

I don't have to take Viagra to bowl although maybe if I did my average would go UP !!!!!

I don't have to take Viagra to bowl although maybe if I did my average would go UP !!!!!

[/quote] LOL Scott! How about after bowling sex? I shot a 699 and had after bowling sex that was one hella of a night. LOL
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I only have sex on bowling night if I bowl good. Who wants sex after you bowl bad!!! LOL

Hey if you have a good man/woman physically who can make forget about sub-400 night then that's all that matters. Who's going come out and say "I can't. I cost my team tonight" during some potential foreplay!?

Ha ha you guys are too much.

I like the idea of both but since he is usually asleep by the time I stumble in after bowling it usually doesn't happen.

This is definitely a day to day thing - if it is a scheduled bowling night I would choose bowling over sex - that at least gives me a couple hours of fun with more than 1 person LOL!!!!!

hahahaha ! good one

I dont know about you guys or gals but my wife is in the bedroom right now begging for me to get in there and make whoopy. You all go bowl and I'll see you all later.

P.S. In a week or so I'll say bowling is better!!!!

Well, I just came home from bowling, and the first question out of my wife was, How did you bowl? Then she said, she was tired and was off to bed. Thinking that was a hint, I asked the natural follow up question, and she said, "go back to the bowling alley".

So, I guess I know what her choice is.

Yet, you're taking the time out to post on a bowling message board...

It doesn't matter if I get home from bowling at 9pm or 2am, the answer would be the same. Needless to say I don't get home at 9.

LOL Dennis. I think I can relate. I can't count how many times while having dinner before bowling we talk about how "good tonight" is going to be, and then when I come home from bowling around 10pm, it turns into "too tired, and not in the mood. Go watch TV or go on the computer".

We bowl together on our Monday night league. So if I could couple that with some sort of sexual fantasy and a block of cheese the size of a car battery.. I think I'd be in bliss.

hey dennis at least yours asked how you did. mine just says off to bed......without me oh well.

There was a time, a long time ago, when game-playing was a part of our routine. I don't mean like she would dress like a French Maid and I as Superman. We would fantasize and say.... if I do this, then you will..... We incorporated bowling in this, like... If I Turkey, then you will.... She only had to get 1 strike to get her wish. It wasn't that she was any less of a bowler. It was that I was more accommodating.

We even played "strip bowling" one night. Each frame represented a specific article of clothing. If I did what she said I should (strike) then I got to remove that article of clothing she identified. If I didn't, then she got to remove a corresponding article on me. Best incentive I ever had.

Needless to say, we rarely got passed a game and a half before we couldn't wait to get home.

Oh, those were the days.

Were you a worse bowler then, or did she just wear a lot of clothing?

I don't think there is anything about bowling that would turn my wife on. Maybe coming home from a tournament with a big check?

Actually, I was a better bowler then by 15 average points. That was with rubber on wood, no oil. Synthetic lanes and current equipment hasn't helped me. Hasn't helped my sex life either.

Lane oiling concept is only 30 years old, and I quit bowling 28 years ago.

So, in both cases, you still prefer wood and no oil?

Nice