hahahaha ! good one

I dont know about you guys or gals but my wife is in the bedroom right now begging for me to get in there and make whoopy. You all go bowl and I'll see you all later.

P.S. In a week or so I'll say bowling is better!!!!

Well, I just came home from bowling, and the first question out of my wife was, How did you bowl? Then she said, she was tired and was off to bed. Thinking that was a hint, I asked the natural follow up question, and she said, "go back to the bowling alley".

So, I guess I know what her choice is.

Yet, you're taking the time out to post on a bowling message board...

It doesn't matter if I get home from bowling at 9pm or 2am, the answer would be the same. Needless to say I don't get home at 9.

LOL Dennis. I think I can relate. I can't count how many times while having dinner before bowling we talk about how "good tonight" is going to be, and then when I come home from bowling around 10pm, it turns into "too tired, and not in the mood. Go watch TV or go on the computer".

We bowl together on our Monday night league. So if I could couple that with some sort of sexual fantasy and a block of cheese the size of a car battery.. I think I'd be in bliss.

hey dennis at least yours asked how you did. mine just says off to bed......without me oh well.

There was a time, a long time ago, when game-playing was a part of our routine. I don't mean like she would dress like a French Maid and I as Superman. We would fantasize and say.... if I do this, then you will..... We incorporated bowling in this, like... If I Turkey, then you will.... She only had to get 1 strike to get her wish. It wasn't that she was any less of a bowler. It was that I was more accommodating.

We even played "strip bowling" one night. Each frame represented a specific article of clothing. If I did what she said I should (strike) then I got to remove that article of clothing she identified. If I didn't, then she got to remove a corresponding article on me. Best incentive I ever had.

Needless to say, we rarely got passed a game and a half before we couldn't wait to get home.

Oh, those were the days.

Were you a worse bowler then, or did she just wear a lot of clothing?

I don't think there is anything about bowling that would turn my wife on. Maybe coming home from a tournament with a big check?

Actually, I was a better bowler then by 15 average points. That was with rubber on wood, no oil. Synthetic lanes and current equipment hasn't helped me. Hasn't helped my sex life either.

Lane oiling concept is only 30 years old, and I quit bowling 28 years ago.