Ok, I'll probably regret this later but no one knows PRECISELY where I live.

Top 10 Reasons Why Bowling is Better than Sex.

10. you can do it while kids are still awake.
9. you don't have to skip bowling for a week each month.
8. skid/flip is a good thing
7. it's OK for someone to give you pointers while doing it
6. if you mess up you only have to ice your THUMB
5. no one minds if you sneak a peak at the TV
4. if you're really good you get a trophy
3. the pins never laugh at you
2. a "fit problem" is easily corrected
1. when you're done bowling..it's OK to leave.

Also give new meaning to position week.

11. There is a buzzer and a light to let you know if you "go over the line."

I asked my husband this question and he took a few minutes to answer. He chose sex. Then he said if it were the choice of Golf or Sex, he said, "I'd lose." Guess he loves his golf clubs more than me.
Misfit

Tell your husband that he would loose if you had choice from bowling to sex then LOL! Tell you love you bowling balls more than him

I don't have to take Viagra to bowl although maybe if I did my average would go UP !!!!!

I don't have to take Viagra to bowl although maybe if I did my average would go UP !!!!!

[/quote] LOL Scott! How about after bowling sex? I shot a 699 and had after bowling sex that was one hella of a night. LOL
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I only have sex on bowling night if I bowl good. Who wants sex after you bowl bad!!! LOL

Hey if you have a good man/woman physically who can make forget about sub-400 night then that's all that matters. Who's going come out and say "I can't. I cost my team tonight" during some potential foreplay!?

Ha ha you guys are too much.

I like the idea of both but since he is usually asleep by the time I stumble in after bowling it usually doesn't happen.

This is definitely a day to day thing - if it is a scheduled bowling night I would choose bowling over sex - that at least gives me a couple hours of fun with more than 1 person LOL!!!!!