My friend had a good name we never got a chance to use--"Three bucks a gallon".
Might be a bit dated now, though.
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Current equipment: Original Black Pearl (box w/polish), (Copperhead will go here), Avalanche Solid (4000), Sidewinder (box), Liberator (4000), White Dot
The first team name had been bowling in the league for 4 yrs before someone explained to me what it actually meant. I laughed all nite about their name.
DILLIGAF = Do I Look Like I Give A F*** BOHICA = Bend Over Here It Comes Again
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16lb Vapor Zone 15lb Fury 15lb White Dot
I referred my brother to this topic to mooch someones name for our summer team. We thought Splits Happen was too cool. I arrived late, and we were named "We dont care". When he polled the other members, their reply was "I dont care" so it stuck.