It is I, spammer of the Beginner Help forum. :P
I got my first ball today!

Problem is, I'm not sure if I can even use it yet. I told the dude I wanted the fingertip grip, because that's how I'm holding the house balls. I also told him I wanted those rubber inserts because they're quite comfy.
He took my measurements and yadda yadda. After I got home, I tried it on for size. If I stick just my two fingers in the top in and out, it's fine. If I stick just my thumb in and out, perfect.
Should I stick my entire thumb in, and put my finger tips in to the first knuckle, insta-Chinese fingertrap. I can feel my fingernails strain to come out, and then hear that nice "Pop" sound when the holes give free. My thumb knuckle binds in the thumb hole before it breaks free.
I'm hoping this isn't the only way I can throw the ball:

That looks AND feels awkward. I can see how it would roll off the hand to produce a nice spin, but I don't think I could bring it behind me too far without dropping it.