Got this on my Facey B. Wall this morning. Has to be absolutely aggravating to be bowling next to a guy who double-pumps the ball, stumbles an inordinate and inconsistent amount of steps, dump and backup the ball off his hip from his right hand to the left side and follow through in an awkward yogic Warrior 1 pose only to quickly fall out of it and claim "It's my own way, and I'm a winner just like Jason Belmonte who also did it his own way! I've got 8 300s (2 USBC certified + 11-in-a-row), but no 800s but that's okay! All it takes is to stay behind the black line and knock all the pins down! Yay me! Win!"
But I'm the bitter old jerk bowling against him cuz I'm not getting his dumpy carry because I actually have to pay attention to what my equipment is doing on the lane--all 60' mind you.
The best thing this kid's got going for him is that he gets out of his own way and just does it. Wish I could be my own special snowflake just like him.
HG: 300 | HS: 768
Ebonite: Challenge, Exceed, Innovate
Storm/RG: Cell Pearl, Tropical Breeze
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