Here are some things I learned on the forums this month.

1. The equipment I throw sucks
2. The way I throw it sucks
3. Smoking and smokers suck
4. Two handed bowlers suck
5. Even if you have nice form, somebody else is better and can tell you it sucks
6. Everybody here is a [censored] expert and therefore you must listen, or you suck
7. The economy sucks
8.Republicans suck
9. You average 220 but you suck because its easy to average that
10. This guy averages 220 so he knows what he is talking about, and he knows more than you, so you suck.
11. Pro shops or overpriced so they suck
12. If you buy a ball online you are a communist and therefore suck
13. You only have a 197 average so you suck
14. Wood lanes suck
15. Snow sucks
16. This guy on another team sucks
17. Kids they disturb my tranquility when I bowl, suck and so do their parents.
18. BPAA Sucks
19. USBC Sucks
20. #16 balls suck


We all need to just learn to chill the hell out, let the kids laugh, the smoker smoke, the drinker have a drink, the two handed bowler do things his way, and learn to accept it. There is no right or wrong way to have fun.

So I am going to go to the lanes, smoke a marlboro, drink an Amber Bock, hit up on the ball, muscle my armswing, and apply too much side rotation to the ball. I am going to have fun doing it and people can look at me with disapproval all they want, because I don't care. Anybody want's to step up and throw a game or two, I am not hard to find in Independence, KS. Bring your cigarettes and beer money, the bowling is on me.