[censored]. If I'd known that my center dropped open bowling on Mondays to $1.75/game, I would've waited another night.

Ah, well. Sundays are still nearly as cheap.
Several of you suggested that I try next time out to see how much hook I could generate on my White Dot to see which sort of entry-level ball might be a good next buy. That said, I wasn't really trying for count at all.
So, I set myself up w/my right foot on the 8 board, which from what I could see would mean I'd roll over the 2nd arrow, then have the ball skid a few boards left before (hopefully) hooking the last 5 or so boards into the pocket. To my surprise, I was actually able to do this at times.
It'll be to no one's surprise, least of all me, that I
couldn't do it most of the time.

It's so radically different from anything I've ever tried to do that I missed the headpin half the time -- again, not the pocket, the headpin. Either I'd stand up on the shot, dump it to the right and not get it to hook at all, or I'd pull it way to the left and hook it past the headpin. I actually garnered some Brooklyn strikes this way, but I wasn't pleased w/them at all. Going Brooklyn is NOT what I set out to do.
Needless to say, I left a LOT of center-lane spares tonight, especially 1-2-9 or 1-3-8. (I left the 1-2-9 3 times in 4 frames at one point; at least I was able to cover it 2 of the 3 times.) Because I wanted to get as much work in trying to hook as I could, I tried hooking at all of my multi-pin spares...which obviously made my accuracy on those suffer. I don't think I'm doing that again.
Scores were not great -- 170-117-140. The 170 should have been much lower -- had 3 Brooklyn strikes. The 117 would have been better had I not gotten a mental block on single pins and missed 3 straight in the second half.
Lesson for tonight -- at least for the moment w/my plastic, I know where I should line up when trying a hook. Over the 8 board, over the 2nd arrow and then hooking 4-5 boards left late. Learning that is all I set out to do tonight; I tried the 5 board a few times and went WAY left every time, then tried the 7 board and was still going left on my better releases, then moved to 8 and found it. Now to stay balanced and get out of the ball cleanly w/no grabbing...easier said than done.

At least I have 3 months to practice this. My birthday is 9 days after Christmas, so I'll likely end up getting a Freeze then. Pity a lack of scratch means I WILL have to wait that long -- not unless I want to put myself behind the 8-ball in paying off some bills. Thanks for reading, and good bowling!