Call it "Honey Badger", 'cause Honey Badger don't care. Hopefully that house settles on a conditioner, it would seem in their best interest to do so.

At the summer sport shot league I did, the proprietor took the opportunity to experiment with a different conditioner... all well and good for him but I was having a hard enough time, LOL. All of the patterns seemed to play "longer" than advertised, according to those who had some years of experience at that house. <shrug> Definitely not to the level you're describing though. It will be interesting to see how this different center does with the sport shot patterns for the winter league I joined. I already ordered a new slide sole and heel for my slide shoe, they have synthetic approaches and I always feel like I'm tearing my knee and hip apart when I bowl there. Hoping the super-slidey sole and/or heel will take away some of the pain...